pretty sure i’ve had this exact same conversation with girls’ parents before


"hey what’s your sexuality headcanon for that character?"



in dragon age u can loot money off spiders. why did that spider have money. was he goign to the spider market before i killed him?? maybe he was just trying 2 feed his wife and children and then i MURDERED him


tobias mentioned hawke giving baby some of bethanys old scarves and i cried a whole lot






7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

XENA: It’s me, Joxer.

JOXER: Right. I was just testing.

XENA: Get used to it. I’m in her body.

JOXER: Right! Of course you are! 


Magical Forest


Neville as eventual headmaster is very important to me though.

Neville, who thanks to his enduring friendship with Luna sees the vital importance of fostering interhouse relationships, downplays the rivalries between the houses without lessening the importance of intrahouse unity by pushing the Quidditch Cup and House Cup as more friendly competition than all-consuming-must-be-won-enimity and introducing other means of emphasising house pride for those students who are not athletically or academically talented to the point where they feel as though they’re making an important contribution to their house.

Neville, who has so much goodness and kindness in him, having a zero tolerance policy for bullying, by staff or students, and serious punishments set down in official school policy for anyone caught bullying or intimidating a student for any reason.

Neville, who saw first hand just how vital it is, throwing the Ministry-approved DADA curriculum out the window and working with the DADA teacher to build a useful curriculum based on his two most useful years of DADA classes, those being third, under Lupin, and fifth, under Harry.

Neville, who understands how hard it is not to be One Of Those Kids, ruthlessly digging out any elitest groups like the Slug Club and disbanding them.

Neville, who understands that sometimes the teachers don’t choose as wisely as they ought, introducing a democratic system for prefect and Head Boy/Girl selection.

Neville, who knows what it is to be the bottom of the class, making a point of introducing a voluntary tutoring system for students who are in the same position he once found himself in - and making certain that it’s well known that had such a system been in place when he was at Hogwarts, he would certainly have availed of it.

Neville, who is a hero and a marvel and wonderful, brave man, fostering that same bravery and goodness in every one of his students, fighting to help them become the absolute best people they can be regardless of academic talent or world-saving ability.

Neville, who is everything that Albus Dumbledore was not, setting to rights so much of the wrong Dumbledore allowed and sometimes encouraged in Hogwarts.





This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store

have respect idiots I am legend

what's wrong with feeling more betrayed by orsino?


Okay, first, let’s pretend that Orsino’s incredibly OOC turn to blood magic wasn’t a fuck-up solely on behalf of Bioware because they thought DA2 “needed another boss.” Let’s pretend that it was actually something that fits in canon, instead of the forced, nonsensical pile of shit it is.

The most common complaint I see about Orsino’s actions is that they don’t make any sense, usually from a mage-supporting standpoint. That Hawke & co. were winning. And yet, nothing in the game seems to actually suggest that.

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